HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE
IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES
Bless you, Zach Weiner, and your magnificent science boners.
Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.
THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
"Simmons said she thought it’d be better without her here, but her leaving just broke him. In the months since he’s grown isolated, talking to himself more and more. We have to fight on for him."
that’s… kinda true
I always laugh whenever I hear the anti-Rick Scott commercial.
Rick Scott: too shady for the sunshine state.
WE WERE MISLEAD
SHIELD LIES, MOTHERFUCKER
It made it worse because I was so happy over how well he was doing for having recent trauma AND THEN THEY DID THAT
- fun fact: Natasha hacks into any official document that says “captain america” and puts in “grandpa frisbee” instead
- On more than one occasion, Steve has woken up in the morning to find himself behind the glass in an exhibit of the smithsonian Museum of Natural History, and…