DAMN DARREN, I need a cigarette now.
So you like chemistry puns…

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

Bless you, Zach Weiner, and your magnificent science boners.

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

"Simmons said she thought it’d be better without her here, but her leaving just broke him. In the months since he’s grown isolated, talking to himself more and more. We have to fight on for him."

valiantarcher:

*cries forever*

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

I always laugh whenever I hear the anti-Rick Scott commercial.
Rick Scott: too shady for the sunshine state.

ravingliberal:

WE WERE MISLEAD

SHIELD LIES, MOTHERFUCKER

It made it worse because I was so happy over how well he was doing for having recent trauma AND THEN THEY DID THAT

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE AND I AM CRY

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE AND I AM CRY

"Since Simmons left"
INSTANT HYSTERICAL SOBBING

nataliatasha:

  • fun fact: Natasha hacks into any official document that says “captain america” and puts in “grandpa frisbee” instead
  • On more than one occasion, Steve has woken up in the morning to find himself behind the glass in an exhibit of the smithsonian Museum of Natural History, and…
artingkrusca:

BISEXUAL CAP FOR AMERICA 
( theappleppielifestyle convinced me to do this) 

artingkrusca:

BISEXUAL CAP FOR AMERICA 

( theappleppielifestyle convinced me to do this) 

I’m doing a reread of TitSoaB and I can’t believe it’s been over three years since this whole thing started. It feels like I was just checking livejournal for updates yesterday.