This ain’t a scene it’s a goddamn
Why does it always seem pathetic when a girl is in love with a boy who doesn’t love her back, and romantic and heartbreaking when a boy loves a girl who doesn’t love him
you know exactly why
*pulls cord, revealing poorly made banner and confetti*
THE WORST FEELING EVER IS WHEN YOURE SO ENTHUSIASTIC TELLING SOMEONE SOMETHING AND YOU CAN JUST PHYSICALLY FEEL THEM NOT CARING AT ALL SO YOU TRY HARDER BUT YOU JUST CANNOT GRASP THEIR ATTENTION SO YOU SLOWLY FADE OUT AND LET THEM GO BACK TO DOING WHAT THEY DO AND YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR TAKING TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY TO TELL THEM SOMETHING YOU’RE HAPPY ABOUT
Hocus Pocus (1993)
We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies, spending a quiet evening at home, sucking the lives out of little children!
Sis: *explaining the premise of a HP fanfic*
Me: Okay, I can see that. I mean, if I was Harry Potter I’d want a vacation after all that shit too. Like, “Peace out, I’m going to Tahiti!”
Sis: I hear it’s a magical place.
No Surrender (Glee Cast Version)
This is beautiful and heartbreaking and I don’t know how I’m going to handle 5x03
i probably won’t be, but if i do i’ll use the tag “glee503”
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
me me me me me me me me me me
“so expensive..” i say but it’s actually not expensive i’m just broke
can someone explain this god damn american government thing i keep hearing about it wtf
the ministry has fallen. scrimgeour is dead. they are coming
Sadly, no. More like Lucius Malfoy is throwing a hissyfit about the fact that Muggleborn might be let into St. Mungo’s. Not that he goes to St. Mungo’s. He has a personal physician, doncha know.