DAMN DARREN, I need a cigarette now.

ravingliberal:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

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i hate u all

ravingliberal:

pterawaters:

ravingliberal:

pterawaters:

ravingliberal:

beinggayisforfaggots:

ravingliberal:

f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:

fuck the police if you know what i mean

I do, but not that one.

Mama Rav, Better than all ya favorites!

I’m not allowed to share pictures of my cop in uniform on Tumblr, sadly. He looks a lot less like this guy and a lot more like the Ninth Doctor. 

All the Seattle policemen I’ve met, even the 50-year-old one, have been extremely bangable.

My cop has three sergeants on this shift, two of whom are referred to as Sergeant Awesome and Sergeant Pretty. Sergeant Awesome is so attractive that the officers steer their wives and girlfriends away from him at the Christmas parties. When Sgt. Awesome and Sgt. Pretty go out for drinks together, Sgt. Pretty is the one who gets hit on. My cop’s shift is like a Hot Cops calender. 

Is this some weird side effect of all the cop shows on TV? Like, all the TV cops are super good looking, so handsome men think, “Hey, there’s the career for me,” and average men think, “I’m too ugly to be a cop”? Or, handsome boys tend to be more popular and gravitate toward team sports, which leads to careers in law enforcement?

My cop’s got this whole alpha male theory about it, how police work attracts guys with that type A personality, and people tend to be attracted the the alpha male type. IDK. The female officers I know are mostly attractive, too, though they’re all teensy pocket-people short!
My cop really does resemble the love child of Zach Braff and the Ninth Doctor, but he’s also unusually brainy & introspective for a cop. 

It is much more believable that my mom was a cop than my dad. Because while only about 5’3”, my mom is very solid and looks like she could take you down. My dad however, resembles a toothpick with a beer belly. He says he was 175 while a cop, but I’m pretty sure it was more like 160, so tiny! He had a copstache until he retired though!

ravingliberal:

pterawaters:

ravingliberal:

pterawaters:

ravingliberal:

beinggayisforfaggots:

ravingliberal:

f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:

fuck the police if you know what i mean

I do, but not that one.

Mama Rav, Better than all ya favorites!

I’m not allowed to share pictures of my cop in uniform on Tumblr, sadly. He looks a lot less like this guy and a lot more like the Ninth Doctor. 

All the Seattle policemen I’ve met, even the 50-year-old one, have been extremely bangable.

My cop has three sergeants on this shift, two of whom are referred to as Sergeant Awesome and Sergeant Pretty. Sergeant Awesome is so attractive that the officers steer their wives and girlfriends away from him at the Christmas parties. When Sgt. Awesome and Sgt. Pretty go out for drinks together, Sgt. Pretty is the one who gets hit on. My cop’s shift is like a Hot Cops calender. 

Is this some weird side effect of all the cop shows on TV? Like, all the TV cops are super good looking, so handsome men think, “Hey, there’s the career for me,” and average men think, “I’m too ugly to be a cop”? Or, handsome boys tend to be more popular and gravitate toward team sports, which leads to careers in law enforcement?

My cop’s got this whole alpha male theory about it, how police work attracts guys with that type A personality, and people tend to be attracted the the alpha male type. IDK. The female officers I know are mostly attractive, too, though they’re all teensy pocket-people short!

My cop really does resemble the love child of Zach Braff and the Ninth Doctor, but he’s also unusually brainy & introspective for a cop. 

It is much more believable that my mom was a cop than my dad. Because while only about 5’3”, my mom is very solid and looks like she could take you down. My dad however, resembles a toothpick with a beer belly. He says he was 175 while a cop, but I’m pretty sure it was more like 160, so tiny!
He had a copstache until he retired though!

petite-madame:

This is the End.

My second tribute to the S8 FInale. Yeah, yeah, the angels falling scene again… ^^;;

Photoshop CS6

puckgel:

FAVORITE GLEE CHARACTER MEME → TWO EPISODES.

» S3E18: CHOKE. [1/2]

dudeitslarry:

jawn-wants-tha-d:

emilyissherlocked:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

I hate all of you so much right now

FUCK ENGLISH!

you don’t seem content with this content

grrrl-riot:

I saw this post among the slew of comments on this Planned Parenthood post regarding the decision on the after 20-week abortions ban in Arizona. 
It was nice to see a conservative man standing up to the anti-choice bullies on the page. 

grrrl-riot:

I saw this post among the slew of comments on this Planned Parenthood post regarding the decision on the after 20-week abortions ban in Arizona. 

It was nice to see a conservative man standing up to the anti-choice bullies on the page. 

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

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ravingliberal:

damndarrenineedacigarettenow:

ravingliberal:

Or read on AO3

i love that Lauren and Artie are the ones that are going to make Milk into a movie. New Directions: Taking Over the World Since 2009.

and silly Finn, you don’t have to go all the way to California for bungalows, they have them in NYC! you just have to make the trek over to Rockaway.  

We have bungalows all over the South. It’s a popular house style. 

i haven’t seen any down here (though that’s probably for the better since they are not exactly hurricane-resistant), but we have a friend who has a bungalow in Rockaway. we used to stay there sometimes in the summer when we still lived in Queens, and last time we went up to NY we stayed there for a few days. it’s really cute, but kind of cramped and hot. not really a place i’d like to live full time.

ravingliberal:

Or read on AO3

i love that Lauren and Artie are the ones that are going to make Milk into a movie. New Directions: Taking Over the World Since 2009.

and silly Finn, you don’t have to go all the way to California for bungalows, they have them in NYC! you just have to make the trek over to Rockaway.  

asktonyfuckingstark:

YEEEEEAAAAHHHH.

((ooc: omg i’m really sorry for not posting anything in the past week and a half i’ll be MUUUCH more active starting from today sdhjksf))

mydarlingdean:

demigodofhoolemere:

the vessels of michael and lucifer, everyone

tbh this is probably how michael and lucifer fought whenever they argued about something, usually about who god loves more