March 2012
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
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February 2012
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i should probably do something productive today.
like get my hair cut, go to the bank, or at least go outside.
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Remember when everybody had flip phones
Everybody Would Be Like:
i used to love my flip phone. i kinda miss it, there was never any butt dialing.
ravingliberal:
patchfire:
damndarrenineedacigarettenow:
patchfire:
ravingliberal:
patchfire:
ravingliberal:
FYI: WE LIED.
Oh yeah we did.
If it’s only teasing if we don’t follow through, is it a lie if we didn’t know we were lying when we told the lie?
Hmm. We made a statement that was rendered false by future events?
but what have you two lied about?
We made a definitive...
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sherlock-hound:
Amanda thinks she has it all. An iphone, a macbook, a playstation 3, all the coolest things anyone could want. but then ONE DAY, she wakes up something isn’t right. Where her macbook once sat is a PC running windows xp. a nintendo gamecube is in the place of her ps3. she gets a call on a nokia flip phone from a friend who asks if she got her message about Green Day’s new album on...
patchfire:
ravingliberal:
patchfire:
ravingliberal:
FYI: WE LIED.
Oh yeah we did.
If it’s only teasing if we don’t follow through, is it a lie if we didn’t know we were lying when we told the lie?
Hmm. We made a statement that was rendered false by future events?
but what have you two lied about?
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Preety Girl came on!!!!!!!
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so i had to resort to myspace to listen to a song.
and now the player keeps giving me good songs to listen to.
why didn’t this feature exist when i actually used myspace?
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me: omg let's go do something progressive today!
tumblr: are you sure?
me: yeah I need a social li-
tumblr: do you
tumblr: do you really
me: but I have no frie-
tumblr: I'm your friend
me: but I was just gon-
tumblr: sh sit down
me: ok
margaytroid:
in west of the internet
born and raised
tumblr.com is where i shipped most of my gays
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A Song For My Sleeping Habits
damndarrenineedacigarettenow:
When I was young I never needed anyone And making forts was just for fun Those days go on Livin’ alone I think of all the beds I’ve known When I lie on the mattress foam Nobody’s home All by myself I wanna sleep All by myself All the time Hard to be sure Sometimes I feel so leisure And pillows so fluffy and luxure I am not sore All by myself I wanna sleep All by...
holycowomgitsjenn:
whenindoubtapplymoreglitter:
nayariver:
Male LGBT characters on Glee
Kurt Hummel
Blaine Anderson
Hiram Berry
Leroy Berry
Sebastian Smythe
Dave Karofsky
Sandy Ryerson
Jeremiah (The Gap guy)
Chandler (A new character)
Female LGBT characters on Glee
Santana Lopez
Brittany Pierce
What are females?
Those humans with gnomes between their legs.
we don’t...
mothafickle:
you guys curt mega just wants to make art and help people
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all i want for when Chandler comes onto Glee is Rachel going up to him out of the blue and asking if his parents were big Friends fans too.
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blaineandersons:
or he’s a freshman
who is gay
hence “fresh meat”
and follows kurt and blaine around everywhere because he idolizes them actually that would be FUNNY
that’d be adorable.
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